I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
The Olympian is in my bed
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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