she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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