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so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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