there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
i think im in europe. pls send help
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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