I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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