i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I know her cup size but not her name....
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