We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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