How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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