just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
