I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
We got so high we made milksteak
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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