I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
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The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
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you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
True strength comes from lack of pants
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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