The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
