Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
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My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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