we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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