for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
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We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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