So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
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You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
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Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
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