Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
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The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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