Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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