Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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