Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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