he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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