just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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