Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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