oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
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He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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