arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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