Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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