He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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