he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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