But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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