My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
did i walk over a car last night?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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