Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
did you just send me my own nude
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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