I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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