is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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