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(847): View more from Illinois

so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?

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(575): View more from New Mexico

How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.

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(916): View more from California

It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment

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(707): View more from California

just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.

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(810): View more from Michigan

Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.

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(425): View more from Washington

Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"

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(785): View more from Kansas

mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.

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