I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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