you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
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It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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