Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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