"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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