Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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