I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
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Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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