I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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