haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
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I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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