I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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