"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
if only i could text you this smell
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
