you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
