girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.