i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
my shit smells like andre
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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