Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
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Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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