HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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