its not stalking. its research.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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