I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
the raccoons are back...
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