I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
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I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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