return my video game
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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