Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
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I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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