I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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